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[Chaos18]

The conversation went,
Him: honey, you have 5 muacovy now?
I said what?! I only have 4.
Him: no, you have 4 chocolates and a black, I'm looking at all of them together in the puddle in the driveway. Me: you're crazy and can't count
Him: come look!
Me: *runs to door* well holy crap, where do that chocolate barred looking one come from? I have never seen her before
Him: are you sure you didn't bring her in?
Me:no! I have no clue where she came from. Muscovy do fly, maybe she flew from somewhere else?



I'm so doomed

Yup, you're doomed.

 

[dan26552]

My candler light bulb blew, I've only had since like may and I haven't even used it that much

 

[WVduckchick]

WV, for you:
(You didn't see this, sour)

The conversation went,
Him: honey, you have 5 muacovy now?
I said what?! I only have 4.
Him: no, you have 4 chocolates and a black, I'm looking at all of them together in the puddle in the driveway. Me: you're crazy and can't count
Him: come look!
Me: *runs to door* well holy crap, where do that chocolate barred looking one come from? I have never seen her before
Him: are you sure you didn't bring her in?
Me:no! I have no clue where she came from. Muscovy do fly, maybe she flew from somewhere else?



I'm so doomed

at least he didn't try to process it.

My candler light bulb blew, I've only had since like may and I haven't even used it that much

Good flashlight is all ya need anyway.

 

[WVduckchick]

Yall wanna know what I REALLY want for Christmas? The #*&@%$ that took another one of my favorite birds. Clara is gone. I saw the culprit, and of course, I had walked out without my pistol. He took her to the same place as he took Katherine to finish her off. Only feathers are left. He doesn't know it yet, but he's MINE!

 

[BantyChooks]

Yall wanna know what I REALLY want for Christmas? The #*&@%$ that took another one of my favorite birds. Clara is gone. I saw the culprit, and of course, I had walked out without my pistol. He took her to the same place as he took Katherine to finish her off. Only feathers are left. He doesn't know it yet, but he's MINE!

Oh no!!!

What was it?

 

[dan26552]

at least he didn't try to process it.
Good flashlight is all ya need anyway.

I know.

 

[WVduckchick]

Oh no!!!

What was it?

I'm not going to incriminate myself. *wink wink*

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm not going to incriminate myself. *wink wink*

'Nother haybale?

 

[WalnutHill]

My candler light bulb blew, I've only had since like may and I haven't even used it that much

The flashlight app on my cell phone works better. But it's a little early to be candling, doncha think? Let those eggs grow for a bit.

 

[WalnutHill]

I'm not going to incriminate myself. *wink wink*

Shall we call for the red jackets and hounds?