Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

Yep, just need someone to tie my knots...

WV is an expert with knots - she could have you bound to a tree before you could blink!

 

[Pork Pie]

Goggles are a great idea! 

Prevents the eyesores Blooie mentioned earlier

 

[Pork Pie]

Beer goggles are the most regrettable however

 

[abbevilleoz]

WV would have me hanging from a tree with a noose around my neck. Gotta watch out for dem dar mountain gals!

 

[sourland]

Zipper help - wonder how one might achieve that? Not about to lose a thumb for the 'team'.

 

[Pork Pie]

WV would have me hanging from a tree with a noose around my neck. Gotta watch out get dem dar mountain gals!

Only marginally as bad as being trussed like a turkey and being forced to squeal like a pig (that's her speciality, apparently)

 

[sourland]

Sort of like "Deliverance"?

 

[frmboyinthecity]

Here and about.

Want to see my list of repeat customers?

I think I'll pass.

 

[frmboyinthecity]

Shhh. Not really but that's what I keep telling her. "But Sweetie! It's a left handed zipper and I don't have a left thumb!"

I was thinking, man, I'd use that to my advantage at home!

 

[WVduckchick]

WV is an expert with knots - she could have you bound to a tree before you could blink!

Only marginally as bad as being trussed like a turkey and being forced to squeal like a pig (that's her speciality, apparently)

If only I had the talents that you give me credit for.