Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by WVduckchick, Apr 29, 2016.

  1. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    WV is an expert with knots - she could have you bound to a tree before you could blink! :D
     
  2. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Prevents the eyesores Blooie mentioned earlier
     
  3. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Beer goggles are the most regrettable however ;)
     
  4. abbevilleoz

    abbevilleoz Overrun With Chickens

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    WV would have me hanging from a tree with a noose around my neck. Gotta watch out for dem dar mountain gals!
     
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  5. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Zipper help - wonder how one might achieve that? Not about to lose a thumb for the 'team'.
     
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  6. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Only marginally as bad as being trussed like a turkey and being forced to squeal like a pig (that's her speciality, apparently)
     
  7. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Sort of like "Deliverance"?
     
  8. frmboyinthecity

    frmboyinthecity Overrun With Chickens

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    I think I'll pass.
     
  9. frmboyinthecity

    frmboyinthecity Overrun With Chickens

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    I was thinking, man, I'd use that to my advantage at home!
     
  10. WVduckchick

    WVduckchick For The Birds! Premium Member

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    If only I had the talents that you give me credit for. [​IMG]
     
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