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[FridayYet]

Have fun you guys, I'm out for the night.

 

[Pork Pie]

Have fun you guys, I'm out for the night.

Sleep tight, Friday

 

[Ravynscroft]

To be fair, most ladies underwear could do that 

Now, I never mentioned that!

Have fun you guys, I'm out for the night. 

 

[Pork Pie]

Now, I never mentioned that!

Did too!

You got a mind like a sewer, gal

 

[Ravynscroft]

Did too!   You got a mind like a sewer, gal 

Pants, not underpants... besides, who says I don't wear boxers?

 

[Pork Pie]

Pants, not underpants... besides, who says I don't wear boxers?

Pants are undies! But yup, fair point with the boxers - could apply if you wear incontinence diapers too

 

[AmyPaperlady]

Quote:
He's a Brit, remember

Things I must remember this summer:

Trousers, not pants
Being told to play on the pavement isn't nearly as dangerous as I think

When counting with fingers, start with the thumb so I don't flip anyone off when I get to 2
When crossing a street, look the opposite way
It's not a fanny pack (not taking one, anyway)

 

[Pork Pie]

He's a Brit, remember

Things I must remember this summer:

Trousers, not pants
Being told to play on the pavement isn't nearly as dangerous as I think

When counting with fingers, start with the thumb so I don't flip anyone off when I get to 2
When crossing a street, look the opposite way
It's not a fanny pack (not taking one, anyway)

I recall in the series, The Office (UK version) mention of the last one. I remember the lines, but I can't repeat it here

 

[perchie.girl]

i get "ring me up"
but "Knock me up"?????

 

[Pork Pie]

i get "ring me up"
but "Knock me up"?????

Just don't go asking for the latter in Blighty - you'll get some funny looks and a little more than you bargained for!