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[Pork Pie]

Poor, poor Chris!

Which side am I supposed to be sitting again ?

 

[dan26552]

@Fields Mountain Farm

 

[Pork Pie]

You're getting some suspicious looks...

 

[BYC910]

So I been sitting here reading this thread from the beginning....Truly funny stuff... Haven't run across the crayon yet but I'm just on "page" 24.

We had to come here Chickens inya window got shut down for trash talk . Who wouldn't thunk that . Something about cocks with breasts . French Frogs well the bull frog kinda got skinned .I'm pretty sure that's why he/she started wearing a dress So we had to leave there . But I have to go back cause I got stuck with a love child and no child support . And it's time to tell all . Or fess up I guess

What you hiding for ? why you is as pure as the driven snow

Lol like reading a book the size of War and peace.

Oh hell this just a chapter in what we been through .

Hahahaha, some one should put this stuff together in book! "Pond Sludge and Other Niceties".....

One of them tell all books . I sure hope it comes wif pictures words is so confusing .

Indeed - he promised previews of all chapters and we got got diddly squat!

Boy respect your elders !!!!

Don't be too hard on him...I'm sure he's just been busy!

you a big softie

I'll try... Seriously gaining insight...I'm beginning to understand...I truly have dove into the right pond!!!

So your a little more than odd ? For real well who woulda thunk that ??

Visions of IceHoles running through my head.....

anyone in particular ?

*sigh*

I miss the spear fishing days....

It's OK Rav. we're holding up just fine

She's gorgeous! Congrats.

X2

Leave it to you to have a serama that "is another pecker!"

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DEB!!!!! You as bad as Chris Sides I thought girls could have all the peckers they wanted .

Pecker = John Thomas over this side o' the pond and I ain't gonna say what "bacon bits" means here

Am I the only one what don't know what bacon bits mean .

One can make an educated guess.

Ain't got one

What's a fella to do

In your case just about anything you can get away with

Good gal. Time for me to go Lala - enjoy the rest of your day, peeps

You can't go where you always are

Glad you're feeling better!

X2 and I hope your even better today.

Well, of course to protect the innocent. Princess has either food poisoning or a bacterial infection (not sure what the difference is). He prescribed Cipro, something to calm her bowels and something for her stomach. Waiting for the drug store to call and say 'come and get them'.

I hope they have helped .

Poor Princess... she feels better soon...

x2 since that was yesterday maybe when I get to today the news will be good .

Feel kinda like crap.... got nothing to say.
Wish I had some witty thing to say.
Butt last couple days have been drag my butt slow...... Its freaking raining again..... where can i find some of that gopher wood.... and a tape measure in cubits.....Chris gather the monkeys I have the beaver covered.

Well get off it You can't get anything done covering the beaver all the time

Heck 15 mins have gone by and no one responded to me handling beavers....

Sorry Dude Dave locked me in the closet

Sorry about another painful day! Good luck to your Tigers!!

Well I don't know what to say cept the land of the free and the home of the BRAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it's a running start I could have created mayhem ....... beavers everywhere could have been endangered..... by the way Chris has permission to spank them monkeys if they misbehave......

Ain't no monkeys where Chris now is only hedge hogs .

Or am I just assuming...i recall him saying something about having a hard time finding the monkey.....

No I think he can find it just don't know how to handle it . He ain't in to clubbing

Lol, well I kept trying to come up with a response but everything I came up with seemed a tad inappropriate.

If that stopped me I'd never say nothing

So I missed the fun again...Damn chores and feeding people.lmao

Well you'll just have to learn to make your own I was like that until I fond the X stores now thanks to Lucy in a box I'm never alone

And that's a problem...?

Hey I just found out I can get Lucy supercharged

Dave....?
Could you all just hear the sound of a lid closing on a cookie jar?

Well don't know about Dave but I keep my cookies in drawers

Can I have one... Please

No you stay out of my drawers

Lol. Well, I'm still kinda new here
so I'm still treading kinda lightly. Afraid I might get fit with a pair of concrete overshoes and tossed in the deep end of the pond

Now look no such thing as new to the pond .You either is or you ain't a pond dweller you know as soon as you start to read

Your probably right, I just end up feeling guilty, the little ones are too little to do either and the big ones work 10 and 12 hr shifts and come in dragging. To be fair, we have alot of fend for yourself nights. Lol

Well I get upset with mine and it don't do no good . Last night spaghetti and fried squash , I plowed till dark and then cooked . That was after welding all afternoon so I could plow .Tonight meatloaf mashed taters and gravy and you guessed It squash from the garden . And guess who is the cook . I finished plowing this morning just got back from getting feed and filling the gas cans . Got caught it a down pour right after I loaded the feed . Good thing I had a tarp.

Never!!!!

That's right you get yelled at first . in anice way of course .

I kinda have a feeling I wouldn't be too lonely down there. Lol

Oh no she'll be waiting for you

Hey..... where's the pool boy?

Sitting here typing and wondering if I really am going to hit the send button

Never say never. Unless its in the sense of never to be found.

what sinks to the bottom don't float back to the top that's for sure .

okay earlier i had no words.... now i cant shut up.
So if time travel was real.... and i already proved it wasn't.... where would you go?
I'd go back and watch the 68 world series.

Back to bed not gonna say which bed or which time cause a gentleman don't tell .

Hope you don't mean Bert and Ernie.

Zackly

You all are hard to keep up with! Spent the day with my mom and daughter and inappropriate comments were all over the place. Had to laugh my daughter was talking about this one pastor that we have listened to in our town that keeps bringing up sex with animals in his sermons. Lmao! So the sludge from here yesterday continues into today for me. They didn't understand why I found it so funny.

Could it have something to do wiyh Phil covering beavers and Chris spanking monkeys

Back to the early 1900s to ask Brother Wilfred Châtelain about breeding Chanteclers....

I haven't a clue what your talking about I'm still trying to figure out bacon bits

I'm out y'all. Gotta get to bed. Have a great one.
Night

But your back now ain't ya .

If starting over is the case, no way would I go back. I'd die without modern medicine.

We all would . Just take a life time supply with you after all it is time travel . and this was as far as I got before I feel asleep on the key board . And unlike the old format you don't lose post . Just turned on and it was all here and I pushed the button I have no ideal where I am or how much I'm behind .

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I think that's the longest multi quote I've seen so far!

 

[Pork Pie]

Classic post, K but none of us need to know anything about your behind

 

[Debs Flock]

Which side am I supposed to be sitting again ?

On my right, please.

We had to come here Chickens inya window got shut down for trash talk . Who wouldn't thunk that . Something about cocks with breasts .View attachment 1059132 French Frogs well the bull frog kinda got skinned .I'm pretty sure that's why he/she started wearing a dress View attachment 1059132 So we had to leave there . But I have to go back cause I got stuck with a love child and no child support . And it's time to tell all . Or fess up I guess

What you hiding for ? why you is as pure as the driven snow

Oh hell this just a chapter in what we been through .

One of them tell all books . I sure hope it comes wif pictures words is so confusing .

Boy respect your elders !!!!View attachment 1059793

you a big softie

So your a little more than odd ? For real well who woulda thunk that ??

anyone in particular ?

It's OK Rav. we're holding up just fine

X2


DEB!!!!! You as bad as Chris Sides I thought girls could have all the peckers they wanted .

Am I the only one what don't know what bacon bits mean .

Ain't got one

In your case just about anything you can get away with

You can't go where you always are

X2 and I hope your even better today.

I hope they have helped .

x2 since that was yesterday maybe when I get to today the news will be good .

Well get off it You can't get anything done covering the beaver all the time

Sorry Dude Dave locked me in the closet

Well I don't know what to say cept the land of the free and the home of the BRAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ain't no monkeys where Chris now is only hedge hogs .

No I think he can find it just don't know how to handle it . He ain't in to clubbing View attachment 1059132

If that stopped me I'd never say nothing

Well you'll just have to learn to make your own I was like that until I fond the X stores now thanks to Lucy in a box I'm never alone

Hey I just found out I can get Lucy supercharged

Well don't know about Dave but I keep my cookies in drawers

No you stay out of my drawers

Now look no such thing as new to the pond .You either is or you ain't a pond dweller you know as soon as you start to read

Well I get upset with mine and it don't do no good . Last night spaghetti and fried squash , I plowed till dark and then cooked . That was after welding all afternoon so I could plow .Tonight meatloaf mashed taters and gravy and you guessed It squash from the garden . And guess who is the cook . I finished plowing this morning just got back from getting feed and filling the gas cans . Got caught it a down pour right after I loaded the feed . Good thing I had a tarp.

That's right you get yelled at first . in anice way of course .View attachment 1059823

Oh no she'll be waiting for you View attachment 1059825

Sitting here typing and wondering if I really am going to hit the send button

what sinks to the bottom don't float back to the top that's for sure .

Back to bed not gonna say which bed or which time cause a gentleman don't tell .

Zackly

Could it have something to do wiyh Phil covering beavers and Chris spanking monkeys

I haven't a clue what your talking about I'm still trying to figure out bacon bits

But your back now ain't ya .

We all would . Just take a life time supply with you after all it is time travel . and this was as far as I got before I feel asleep on the key board . And unlike the old format you don't lose post . Just turned on and it was all here and I pushed the button I have no ideal where I am or how much I'm behind .

K!!!

 

[Pork Pie]

On my right, please.

Got the magnifying glass to hand? A monocle may be easier

 

[Pork Pie]

Time for Lala land here. I was gonna apologise for my recent posts, but K trumped the heck outta mine, so I got off Scott free I reckon. Enjoy the rest of the day

 

[Debs Flock]

Got the magnifying glass to hand? A monocle may be easier

Hey, I had Lasik. I'm all good to go.

G'night, bud!!