Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

They don't make edible pasties?

Not often

 

[Chaos18]

Semantics - kiss my strudel!

Would rather not.

 

[Chaos18]

Not often

That's a shame.

 

[BantyChooks]

Than why did you say you felt him?

To test your willpower and your grammar. You failed both.

 

[Pork Pie]

To test your willpower and your grammar. You failed both.

Ouch!

 

[perchie.girl]

Well, a pie is a pie and a pasty is a pasty - but quite right - the latter is always savoury

I said pasty

 

[CapricornFarm]

Snort it.....

Like i said, my sinuses are bad. Keep getting ear infections. It really stinks.

 

[Pork Pie]

I said pasty

Earrings?

 

[CapricornFarm]

Sounds logical enough to me

Spray paint them green, they will think its plant material.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I said pasty

Yeah, if you are talented you can twirl them in different directions.