Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[dan26552]

Dan, would you eat your dog?

Nope, but a duck is not my dog and I do eat duck.

 

[dan26552]

You would need little oranges for the sauce....

Oooh

 

[Ravynscroft]

Nope, but a duck is not my dog and I do eat duck.

These are a whole different type of duck... personalities and intelligence at a dog level... think about it...

 

[dan26552]

Cute doesn't taste good

Sure it does, I have these cute pink pigs, can't wait till they go to freezer camp

 

[dan26552]

These are a whole different type of duck... personalities and intelligence at a dog level... think about it...

Eh, they're probably mediocre compared to my dogs

 

[Ravynscroft]

Eh, they're probably mediocre compared to my dads.

Nope...

 

[BantyChooks]

These are a whole different type of duck... personalities and intelligence at a dog level... think about it...

Sure it does, I have these cute pink pigs, can't wait till they go to freezer camp

You're more cold hearted than I thought!!

 

[Ravynscroft]

Innocently my *$#!!

 

[dan26552]

Nope...

I swear I typed dogs, the o and a aren't even near each other.

I got dogs who can out smart a border collie.

 

[dan26552]

You're more cold hearted than I thought!!

Hey look, those pigs ruined my entire summer and fall garden, they deserve what's coming. THEY ATE ALL OF MY WATERMELONS!!!!!!!! And lots more.