Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

Pics
Date sort Score sort
WVduckchick said:
Well now that's some fuel for Sours name game
lau.gif
Click to expand...

Right now it's tormenting my brain. Luckily Chaos and Chris are not here to lead me astray.
 
Quote:
dan26552 said:
Ok but remember you asked for it!

So the Jehovah witnesses kept bothering him so finally he went to his brother (who was an Indian chief) and borrowed his headdress and spell book, he then went to the store and bought some chickens and sheets. The next time they came back he put on the sheets and headdress, smeared chicken blood on his face, got the chickens, spell book and a knife. He than answered the door held up the chickens knife and spell book and said "I'm sorry, I'm sacrificing chickens! But you can wait on that bench." They never came back.
Click to expand...

We had trouble too when we first moved to our present house. That is, until I finished the landscaping around the place and put my two, 5 ft. tall Virgin Mary and St. Francis of Assisi statues in the front flower beds. Haven't seen anyone since.
yesss.gif
 

Similar threads

ForFlocksSake
Getting started with Meat Turkeys
Replies
4
Views
469
oldhenlikesdogs
oldhenlikesdogs
M
How long should I let a broody hen sit for before I start kicking her out of the coop?
Replies
6
Views
605
McChooky
McChooky
K
    • Haha
    • Like
Why does your chicken hate you today?
3 4 5
Replies
46
Views
3K
Fluster Cluck Acres
Fluster Cluck Acres
cindycoy
    • Like
Lavender Orpington Shredded Gene
Replies
0
Views
467
cindycoy
cindycoy
C
    • Like
Something I've learned
Replies
9
Views
655
Debbie292d
Debbie292d

New posts New threads Active threads

Back
Top Bottom