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[GeeGi]

Okay here goes...
I am the oldest of 8 I have 3 grown children (my daughter has more blonde moments than me and she's not even blonde). I have 3 granddaughters and 5 grandsons (2 I adopted). I have lost count on feathered babies, thanks to boys who think we need another 3 every time we hit Atwoods. I take in dropped off dogs because I'm a glutton for punishment (and not the good kind obviously). I divorced in I think 95, yep that's how important it was and don't care to remember, still single because I decided I cannot pick a good man even if my life depended on it. I have a problem saying no if someone needs help (not a bad thing of course) and some people try to take advantage of me, jokes on them when they do. I am rarely serious and have a warped sense of humor so if you trip in front of me I am going to laugh regardless of how bad you're hurt. I really cannot help it and will feel bad after I can stop laughing. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, that is your decision. My life is really pretty boring but I love it! I am an extremely easy going control freak that will compromise half the time. Gotta be fair right?!

 

[dan26552]

Can you drive?

I could if I had a license.

 

[BantyChooks]

Okay here goes...
I am the oldest of 8 I have 3 grown children (my daughter has more blonde moments than me and she's not even blonde). I have 3 granddaughters and 5 grandsons (2 I adopted). I have lost count on feathered babies, thanks to boys who think we need another 3 every time we hit Atwoods. I take in dropped off dogs because I'm a glutton for punishment (and not the good kind obviously). I divorced in I think 95, yep that's how important it was and don't care to remember, still single because I decided I cannot pick a good man even if my life depended on it. I have a problem saying no if someone needs help (not a bad thing of course) and some people try to take advantage of me, jokes on them when they do. I am rarely serious and have a warped sense of humor so if you trip in front of me I am going to laugh regardless of how bad you're hurt. I really cannot help it and will feel bad after I can stop laughing. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, that is your decision. My life is really pretty boring but I love it! I am an extremely easy going control freak that will compromise half the time. Gotta be fair right?!

Very nice, and I hear ya on the more & more feathered babies.

You sound like a southerner... Where's Slaughterville?

 

[GeeGi]

Is she a stray duckling? Can we keep her...lol
Jury is still out, but tequila is a step in the right direction.
The abridged version will be fine, but I'll still take the tequila.

Yea! I'm not the only one who likes tequila! However I had to give it up...I was bad, really bad when drinking the stuff. I limit mysrlf to 2 shots now.

 

[Pork Pie]

Okay here goes...
I am the oldest of 8 I have 3 grown children (my daughter has more blonde moments than me and she's not even blonde). I have 3 granddaughters and 5 grandsons (2 I adopted). I have lost count on feathered babies, thanks to boys who think we need another 3 every time we hit Atwoods. I take in dropped off dogs because I'm a glutton for punishment (and not the good kind obviously). I divorced in I think 95, yep that's how important it was and don't care to remember, still single because I decided I cannot pick a good man even if my life depended on it. I have a problem saying no if someone needs help (not a bad thing of course) and some people try to take advantage of me, jokes on them when they do. I am rarely serious and have a warped sense of humor so if you trip in front of me I am going to laugh regardless of how bad you're hurt. I really cannot help it and will feel bad after I can stop laughing. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, that is your decision. My life is really pretty boring but I love it! I am an extremely easy going control freak that will compromise half the time. Gotta be fair right?!

Well, it sounds like you will fit in just fine here - very few here are normal in any sense of the word. The warped sense of humour is a bonus, for sure

 

[dan26552]

I think I'm the only normal one.

 

[GeeGi]

Very nice, and I hear ya on the more & more feathered babies.

You sound like a southerner... Where's Slaughterville?

It is in Oklahoma between Noble and Lexington...not too far from Norman.

 

[GeeGi]

I think I'm the only normal one.

Haven't you heard normal today is abnormal?

 

[WVduckchick]

Okay here goes...
I am the oldest of 8 I have 3 grown children (my daughter has more blonde moments than me and she's not even blonde). I have 3 granddaughters and 5 grandsons (2 I adopted). I have lost count on feathered babies, thanks to boys who think we need another 3 every time we hit Atwoods. I take in dropped off dogs because I'm a glutton for punishment (and not the good kind obviously). I divorced in I think 95, yep that's how important it was and don't care to remember, still single because I decided I cannot pick a good man even if my life depended on it. I have a problem saying no if someone needs help (not a bad thing of course) and some people try to take advantage of me, jokes on them when they do. I am rarely serious and have a warped sense of humor so if you trip in front of me I am going to laugh regardless of how bad you're hurt. I really cannot help it and will feel bad after I can stop laughing. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, that is your decision. My life is really pretty boring but I love it! I am an extremely easy going control freak that will compromise half the time. Gotta be fair right?!

ok, you pass! I think you'll fit right in here!

By the way, there's a section of land out behind the Pond that might have a bit of a... stench from...um... some decomposition... stay away from there, unless you need to "decompose" something.

 

[Pork Pie]

Yea! I'm not the only one who likes tequila! However I had to give it up...I was bad, really bad when drinking the stuff. I limit mysrlf to 2 shots now.

What you mean like dancing on bar counters-bad or projectile puking-bad? Love the words "I had to give it up - i limit myself to 2 shots"