Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Chaos18]

I read about an idgit several years ago who made that mistake while bungee jumping. The up side is that he didn't make it again.

Not typically something they let you repeat.

 

[Pork Pie]

With that being said, what does gin taste like?

like crap

 

[Chaos18]

That might result in both of us getting a dull pencil to the neck.

We can't all be sharp as a tack.

 

[Pork Pie]

Good morning, Pond Scum. Said with all due respect and love. May your day be filled with laughter and pleasant interactions. Now I'll just doggy paddle over to my lily pad and set a bit.

Good morning, Sir. I cleaned your lily pad with furniture polish - it could be a bit slippy, so watch you ya go.

 

[Chaos18]

like crap

Than I'll leave the drinking of it up to you.

 

[Pork Pie]

Than I'll leave the drinking of it up to you.

It's cross I'll bear with my usual dignity

 

[Chaos18]

It's cross I'll bear with my usual dignity

I would expect nothing less.

 

[kwhites634]

Good morning fellow scum...How's it going? Think I'll have a bit of Irish cream in my coffee this morning!

Better idea would be to have a bit of coffee in your Irish cream, yes?

 

[Pork Pie]

I'm definitely not a fan of taking ones self too seriously... but you guys have the time zone advantage and wake up so much earlier than this California girl - there were like 10 new pages just this morning! Hah! Don't know if I'll be able to keep up, even with a cup of my DHs overly strong coffee in hand! I may end up being a lurking bottom fish for a while...

I'd say I got the worst time zone issues, but it helps keep me outta trouble, for the most part

 

[pertnear09]

Consider it duly wound, sir