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[Pork Pie]

Just being silly.

Well that's simply an outrage

 

[Pork Pie]

Do you pee a little when you sneeze? Its ok you can tell us!

Erm, I doubt, but strong coffee on an empty stomach can be brutal

 

[sourland]

Do you pee a little when you sneeze? Its ok you can tell us!

Might be a better treatment for BPH than Flomax. Trust me, that stuff is nasty !

 

[Akrnaf2]

I am so thankful to God that she's ok. But if she ever gets home I think I might have to choke her! She's 18 but she's only had her drivers for maybe a month. I just sold her that car for next to nothing and paid for her tags so she could get a JOB not drive it to timbuckto for a stupid boy!

She have a boyfriend that came from Mali ?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Here in Israel after reciving the driver license you have to drive with an experienced adult driver for 6 month 3 month for day and night driving, and the other 3 only in the night time and you can't drive more then 2 other people with you for this 6 month period.

Well we have to get a learning permit here first. Which she did. Had it for almost two years! However she had no interest in driving and where she did get practice here in and around our small town didn't prepare her for a trip like that. I don't know what she was thinking!

 

[Akrnaf2]

Well we have to get a learning permit here first. Which she did. Had it for almost two years! However she had no interest in driving and where she did get practice here in and around our small town didn't prepare her for a trip like that. I don't know what she was thinking!

If she is a teenage don't even try.......

 

[shawluvsbirds]

She have a boyfriend that came from Mali ?

Nope. Just an idiot she found online.

 

[pertnear09]

Do you pee a little when you sneeze? Its ok you can tell us!

Oh no nothing like that. I just do a little hog calling. Some times it's so loud hogs in the next county over hop a freight train just to heed the call

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Oh no nothing like that. I just do a little hog calling. Some times it's so loud hogs in the next county over hop a freight train just to heed the call

What is it they say. . video or it doesn't happen? Lol lol I'd like to hear that! Lol

 

[WalnutHill]

Hi pond peeps! I think I'm finally caught up. I had a great time visiting my friends in Oklahoma. They have a nice in ground pool so we mostly just relaxed drank margaritas and talked. We did go out to eat a few times went to a hibachi grill and had some scallops. Yum!
All was good until Sat night I got a call from my daughter crying hysterically. She is ok but she had gotten into a fight with her boyfriend and decided to take off to go to an ex boyfriends house over 5 hours from home. Has been lying to me about where she is for two weeks. Left Sat morning to come home and wrecked her car

I am so thankful to God that she's ok. But if she ever gets home I think I might have to choke her! She's 18 but she's only had her drivers for maybe a month. I just sold her that car for next to nothing and paid for her tags so she could get a JOB not drive it to timbuckto for a stupid boy!

Me too! I don't know what she is going to do now. I certainly can't and won't buy her another car. It's just so sad she is making such a hard life for herself already.

I'm glad she is okay. Now that her "gift" is gone and she will have to figure out how to get where she needs to go to get a job (bus, bike, rideshare, etc), she will start to learn the value of things and how money requires work. Great life lesson.