Nothing at all!!!i thought (sincerely hoped) it was "size means nothing"![]()

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Nothing at all!!!i thought (sincerely hoped) it was "size means nothing"![]()
So back when I was married the first time right out of high school. . we rented a house from a man that lived in the nursing home. There was a trailer house on the property also. . where the old man used to live. About six or eight months in the old man dies!
Well the man's daughter let us buy the house and trailer came with it. I was pregnant at the time and was stressed out enough without worrying about moving.
So fast forward a few months. . my husband decided it would be a good idea to let his dad live in the trailer house.terrible idea but anyway.
That man complained about everything! Always saying something didn't work or something needed fixing. . he kept saying no air would come out of the living room vent. We were like ya right like everything else you claim to be broken that isn't.
Finally we went to see what was wrong.
So here's his dad and him down on the floor with a flashlight looking down the vent duct. . there is something in there. . It's a bag of some kind. . pull it out son he says. . maybe that old man stashed a bunch of cash down here! Maybe we are about to get rich!
Hell no. It was a big HUGE USED strap on!!
Father in law was mortified. . all he was worried about was us thinking it might be long to him. Kept saying THAT ISN'T MINE! THAT ISN'T MINE!
Husband was grossed out. I laughed my ever loving arse off!
i thought (sincerely hoped) it was "size means nothing"![]()
Thanks for the (not) vote of confidenceWe make an exception for you, Chris...![]()
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Thanks for the (not) vote of confidence
Goodnight y'all and enjoy the rest of your day![]()
See ya' round Chris.Thanks for the (not) vote of confidence
Goodnight y'all and enjoy the rest of your day![]()
Night Chris!Thanks for the (not) vote of confidence
Goodnight y'all and enjoy the rest of your day![]()
Thanks for the (not) vote of confidence
Goodnight y'all and enjoy the rest of your day![]()
Trust me it's been like 19 years and I'm still laughing. Every time someone mentions a strap on I remember their faces all excited hoping for a pay day. . and a big d**** flops out of the bag! Priceless!![]()
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I would never have stopped laughing!!!
We make an exception for you, Chris...![]()
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Tanzanian lullaby? I'll have to listen to it out of curiosity.![]()
Lala salaama, Chris...
I can only imagine...LolTrust me it's been like 19 years and I'm still laughing. Every time someone mentions a strap on I remember their faces all excited hoping for a pay day. . and a big d**** flops out of the bag! Priceless!