Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[perchie.girl]

Wrong! Let me help you out: "the wearing of lingerie don't last long, cos its not meant to"

Not sure we were checking out the same sites, BTW

 

[Chaos18]

Yup.... Here I am trying to fit a 2004 plow onto a1993 truck..... While it's 90 out..... Although I'm not actually sure if the true temp..... With the humidity it feels pretty hot.
Maybe it won't snow this year and I should just go fishing?.??

I agree, you should just go fishing.

 

[Chaos18]

Isn't both hands more secure and the better way to go ?

Two hands, two birds, two bushes.

 

[perchie.girl]

Or foul language on a stitched fowl.

Im happy to pull up the pad next to sour, but will fully admit to having terrible gastrointestinal distress at the moment. I'm All about full disclosure and consenting adults.

Considering I've been sitting in the crowded waiting room at DMV for the last half hour and no one has sat next to me... Appears the gas is a good deterrent from the masses.

Ahh a chemical defense.... Brilliant

 

[Chaos18]

Or foul language on a stitched fowl.

Im happy to pull up the pad next to sour, but will fully admit to having terrible gastrointestinal distress at the moment. I'm All about full disclosure and consenting adults.

Considering I've been sitting in the crowded waiting room at DMV for the last half hour and no one has sat next to me... Appears the gas is a good deterrent from the masses.

Could said gastrointestinal distress be thwarted by exemplary testicular fortitude?

 

[Pork Pie]

Could said gastrointestinal distress be thwarted by exemplary testicular fortitude?

I'd have thought a cork would be easier

 

[Chaos18]

I'd have thought a cork would be easier

Would a retrieval device attached to the cork be necessary?

 

[Pork Pie]

Would a retrieval device attached to the cork be necessary?

Yeah, a wine bottle

 

[perchie.girl]

LOL I am still on Speedos....

 

[Pork Pie]

LOL I am still on Speedos....
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Ya sure that's all