ETA: I'm now a bit worried about upsetting any of you.I'd be very angry with myself if I ever caused ya to have a grudge against me.
My dear, you have one of the biggest of hearts I have ever seen... and not a mean bone in your body... you're a rare treasure and no way you could ever tick me off... love you large, lamp...
Ohhh, I've got some mean bones, lady. 
My dear, you have one of the biggest of hearts I have ever seen... and not a mean bone in your body... you're a rare treasure and no way you could ever tick me off... love you large, lamp...
I certainly wasn't trying to upset anyone by bringing it up. I was just thinking... I know... dangerous!!
This makes me very happy!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!
x2!
But that brings up a good point.Once you know someone, I think it makes it harderAND easier... you can read much more quickly if they are being [insert offensive word]on purpose, or accidentally.
Who is upset? Please tell them I said, "there, there, poppet".
Hey, are you getting some nookie without telling us?
Oh how I wish. If /when I finally do get some, I hope I don't go shouting it from the rooftops. If I continue on my current path, we may need to call Guinness about the record book. 
