Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[sourland]

Good morning Pond Skimmers.

 

[oldrooster]

Good day folks, as a pond scum I say greetings.... lol

 

[dan26552]

My rain dances worked!!

 

[dan26552]

Ya'll are quite talkative today huh?

 

[Alaskan]

The cold... froze right up to a solid.

 

[sourland]

Ya'll are quite talkative today huh?

Today was the memorial service for SIL's mother. There were too many people there. I was forced to be social and used up all of my words for the day. I watched people communicating away and thought, "How do they do that so easily ?" Alcohol made me far more communicative, but those days are in the past.

While sitting quietly at the table, I felt someone start to fondle my head. I turned around, and there was a somewhat attractive lady who said, "My husband's head is just like yours - I had to touch it. Is that okay?" WEIRD! Yeah she was pretty drunk.

I was delighted to get in the car with the Princess and head for home. I like to talk to her.

 

[chickisoup]

My rain dances worked!!

PLZ keep your dances to yourself!!! You're too good at it!!! Did you learn a snow dance too???

 

[chickisoup]

Evening pond friends
Gone most of the day, semi-annual roadtrip to my oncologist. Rainy and dark the whole trip so we didn't even get to enjoy the colors. Won't get the "big" test results for a few days but all the other ones were fine so pretty sure all's good.

And now for the squirrel version of "Bubba"
(I'm beginning to sense a theme here)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=536853027065024

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Today was the memorial service for SIL's mother. There were too many people there. I was forced to be social and used up all of my words for the day. I watched people communicating away and thought, "How do they do that so easily ?" Alcohol made me far more communicative, but those days are in the past.

While sitting quietly at the table, I felt someone start to fondle my head. I turned around, and there was a somewhat attractive lady who said, "My husband's head is just like yours - I had to touch it. Is that okay?" WEIRD! Yeah she was pretty drunk.

I was delighted to get in the car with the Princess and head for home. I like to talk to her.

Omg.
That is bizarre to say the least.
That reminds me of a time I was sitting at the bar with some friends and our husbands.
This really drunk woman began at one end of the bar feeling around on all the peoples heads. . men and women.. . messing with their hair. . flirting and being stupid. I was about the 5th one in the row. When she got to me I turned around and looked at her and said. ."touch me and die be. . otc. . h."
she was so scared she fell backwards into someone's table.
She looked at my friend next to me are said "is she serious?"
Friend said. . maybe. .try it and see?
I couldn't hold it in any longer I died laughing.

 

[pertnear09]

Today was the memorial service for SIL's mother. There were too many people there. I was forced to be social and used up all of my words for the day. I watched people communicating away and thought, "How do they do that so easily ?" Alcohol made me far more communicative, but those days are in the past.

While sitting quietly at the table, I felt someone start to fondle my head. I turned around, and there was a somewhat attractive lady who said, "My husband's head is just like yours - I had to touch it. Is that okay?" WEIRD! Yeah she was pretty drunk.

I was delighted to get in the car with the Princess and head for home. I like to talk to her.

Lol, my wife's derriere looks just like yours.