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[drumstick diva]

That can't be a good thing

 

[oldrooster]

Lol, my wife's derriere looks just like yours.

can you imagine someone feeling something else and saying just like my wife's or husband's...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Lol, my wife's derriere looks just like yours.

can you imagine someone feeling something else and saying just like my wife's or husband's...

Whoops wrong arse. .

 

[bobbi-j]

Omg.
That is bizarre to say the least.
That reminds me of a time I was sitting at the bar with some friends and our husbands.
This really drunk woman began at one end of the bar feeling around on all the peoples heads. . men and women.. . messing with their hair. . flirting and being stupid. I was about the 5th one in the row. When she got to me I turned around and looked at her and said. ."touch me and die be. . otc. . h."
she was so scared she fell backwards into someone's table.
She looked at my friend next to me are said "is she serious?"
Friend said. . maybe. .try it and see?
I couldn't hold it in any longer I died laughing.

Good Morning, Pond!
Today begins a 5-day stretch of no school for me. Teacher's workshop today, then MEA break tomorrow and Friday. So, today I am hoping to do some catching up in the house, and tomorrow I have a horseback riding date with a friend of mine. She wanted to know long I thought I could handle riding, as it's been years since I've been on a horse. She's planning on riding 3-4 hours. I told her I'm game. I'll probably regret it later, and will have to just fall off the horse when we're done, but it'll be worth it. I'm pretty excited about it, actually!

Hoping DH will be in the field on Friday. If he is, I'll be unloading beans for him all day. I really hope he's able to get out there...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Good Morning, Pond!
Today begins a 5-day stretch of no school for me. Teacher's workshop today, then MEA break tomorrow and Friday. So, today I am hoping to do some catching up in the house, and tomorrow I have a horseback riding date with a friend of mine. She wanted to know long I thought I could handle riding, as it's been years since I've been on a horse. She's planning on riding 3-4 hours. I told her I'm game. I'll probably regret it later, and will have to just fall off the horse when we're done, but it'll be worth it. I'm pretty excited about it, actually!

Hoping DH will be in the field on Friday. If he is, I'll be unloading beans for him all day. I really hope he's able to get out there...

Be careful!

 

[kwhites634]

Be careful!

Good Morning, Pond!
Today begins a 5-day stretch of no school for me. Teacher's workshop today, then MEA break tomorrow and Friday. So, today I am hoping to do some catching up in the house, and tomorrow I have a horseback riding date with a friend of mine. She wanted to know long I thought I could handle riding, as it's been years since I've been on a horse. She's planning on riding 3-4 hours. I told her I'm game. I'll probably regret it later, and will have to just fall off the horse when we're done, but it'll be worth it. I'm pretty excited about it, actually!

Hoping DH will be in the field on Friday. If he is, I'll be unloading beans for him all day. I really hope he's able to get out there...

I hope the horse is gaited

 

[room onthebroom]

Today was the memorial service for SIL's mother. There were too many people there. I was forced to be social and used up all of my words for the day. I watched people communicating away and thought, "How do they do that so easily ?" Alcohol made me far more communicative, but those days are in the past.

While sitting quietly at the table, I felt someone start to fondle my head. I turned around, and there was a somewhat attractive lady who said, "My husband's head is just like yours - I had to touch it. Is that okay?" WEIRD! Yeah she was pretty drunk.

I was delighted to get in the car with the Princess and head for home. I like to talk to her.

Memorials are sad... Why am I laughing.

Omg.
That is bizarre to say the least.
That reminds me of a time I was sitting at the bar with some friends and our husbands.
This really drunk woman began at one end of the bar feeling around on all the peoples heads. . men and women.. . messing with their hair. . flirting and being stupid. I was about the 5th one in the row. When she got to me I turned around and looked at her and said. ."touch me and die be. . otc. . h."
she was so scared she fell backwards into someone's table.
She looked at my friend next to me are said "is she serious?"
Friend said. . maybe. .try it and see?
I couldn't hold it in any longer I died laughing.

No. No & No! I don't like people touching me. I make exceptions for people I know, but definitely not drunk strangers.

Lol, my wife's derriere looks just like yours.

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Hit the jackpot on Gills yesterday. Best day I've had on Gills, or anything else, for that matter, in years. Two of us caught close to 50, not counting throw-backs & juvenile Bass. Buddy accounted for most of them on pieces of crawler & later Gulp minnows, while I alternated between a small spinner & a Crappie jig tipped with Gulp waxworms.

I've used Gulp minnows and gulp hellgrammites.... Bluegills won't touch then here... If I use gulp hellgrammites all I catch is crappie

 

[LittleLakePhil]

I agree... I bet those taste nasty.

Never ate one.... Why did you eat one?
I'd rather eat spotted owl

 

[Alaskan]

Spotted owl is probably tasty...