What are the odds?

[Banditschickens]

@Alo Come back you gotten folk's curious. We need answer's...lol

 

[jeepgirl13]

I really wanted to see the pictures of the 15 chicks. Then the thread took off on monkeys and the like. Riding horses and working on ranches was the next items. Then we went to babies. I didn't understand all of it, but that's okay.

Does anyone really understand any of it? What is life really?

Dont worry, we really wanted to see the pics too.

Me too, but the OP disappeared and the rest of the thread just kinda took off ... it's a fun ride! Maybe, if we hang around long enough, @Alo will show up again with chick pics ...

That's my hope here! If Alo ever manages to escape my side shed secure silencing station....

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Been stalking this thread lol. Patiently waiting for photos...

 

[jeepgirl13]

Sooooo.....

This morning just now I'm having coffee and sitting in the mudroom with the door opened, like I usually do in the mornings. I let my girls out of their coop just before sitting down with my wonderful cup of life, and they came into the mudroom to chat with me, like they always do in the mornings.

Well, this morning I didnt shoo one of them out fast enough and she pooped just inside the door. So, me being me, grabbed a stick that was right by the door, and I flung that poo back outside the door.

The guilty party was about 3 feet out the door walking across my deck, and that poo sailed straight for her, and pegged her square in the side, with a bit of force. There was a solid *thuck* sound as it hit her. She kinda side stepped when it hit her, looked down at the poo and then back at me with THE MOST undignified, disgusted look I've ever seen on a chicken. I SWEAR I heard her say " What in the world is wrong with you!" She then stomped off my deck with her giant chicken feet, and disappeared around the corner.

Moral of the story: My poo flinging skills are on point, so dont even. Uncaffinated, and not even trying, I pegged a chicken with poo flung with a stick.

I wish I had video of it. My story doesnt quite capture the hilarity of it.

 

[MROO]

Sooooo.....

This morning just now I'm having coffee and sitting in the mudroom with the door opened, like I usually do in the mornings. I let my girls out of their coop just before sitting down with my wonderful cup of life, and they came into the mudroom to chat with me, like they always do in the mornings.

Well, this morning I didnt shoo one of them out fast enough and she pooped just inside the door. So, me being me, grabbed a stick that was right by the door, and I flung that poo back outside the door.

The guilty party was about 3 feet out the door walking across my deck, and that poo sailed straight for her, and pegged her square in the side, with a bit of force. There was a solid *thuck* sound as it hit her. She kinda side stepped when it hit her, looked down at the poo and then back at me with THE MOST undignified, disgusted look I've ever seen on a chicken. I SWEAR I heard her say " What in the world is wrong with you!" She then stomped off my deck with her giant chicken feet, and disappeared around the corner.

Moral of the story: My poo flinging skills are on point, so dont even. Uncaffinated, and not even trying, I pegged a chicken with poo flung with a stick.

I wish I had video of it. My story doesnt quite capture the hilarity of it.

Okay ... you win ... but I definitely would NOT turn my back on that hen for awhile, if I were you ... not for a loooooong while!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Sooooo.....

This morning just now I'm having coffee and sitting in the mudroom with the door opened, like I usually do in the mornings. I let my girls out of their coop just before sitting down with my wonderful cup of life, and they came into the mudroom to chat with me, like they always do in the mornings.

Well, this morning I didnt shoo one of them out fast enough and she pooped just inside the door. So, me being me, grabbed a stick that was right by the door, and I flung that poo back outside the door.

The guilty party was about 3 feet out the door walking across my deck, and that poo sailed straight for her, and pegged her square in the side, with a bit of force. There was a solid *thuck* sound as it hit her. She kinda side stepped when it hit her, looked down at the poo and then back at me with THE MOST undignified, disgusted look I've ever seen on a chicken. I SWEAR I heard her say " What in the world is wrong with you!" She then stomped off my deck with her giant chicken feet, and disappeared around the corner.

Moral of the story: My poo flinging skills are on point, so dont even. Uncaffinated, and not even trying, I pegged a chicken with poo flung with a stick.

I wish I had video of it. My story doesnt quite capture the hilarity of it.

Thank you so much! That made my day and a good hard laugh. I'm sick so it really helped

 

[jeepgirl13]

Okay ... you win ... but I definitely would NOT turn my back on that hen for awhile, if I were you ... not for a loooooong while!

It's funny you say that... I saw her this morning when she came out of her coop, but not again after that.

I only caught quick glimpses of an evil eye and sharpened beak peeking around the corner. This was after a cold, dark chill shivered it's way down my spine...

 

[jeepgirl13]

Thank you so much! That made my day and a good hard laugh. I'm sick so it really helped

I'm sorry you're sick!! I had a bad migraine yesterday too. I tried hard to fight it off but ended up in bed all day anyways. Thank goodness the baby was perfectly happy to just cuddle most the day.

I hope you're feeling better today!

 

[jeepgirl13]

@MROO

I gave the baby hair....

He nor dad were inpressed

 

[jeepgirl13]

Ignore his gross drool covered jammies... hes a messy eater... and neither of us has decided to put on non pajama clothes yet. Lol