I am of the aquarium school. A landscaper would be horrified by my garden too. I would get one of each breed.
I love my Columbian Wyandotte, Blanched. She is the prettiest chicken, she is affectionate and falls asleep on my lap, and she lays the cutest brown speckled eggs. I also have a Silver-laced Wyandotte (Quasi) and a Silver Campine (Audrey). Audrey is very talkative and active, and she is also a cute little thing with big, dark, expressive eyes. Although she is a bit skittish, once she jumps up on my lap I can stroke her head and she just falls over on her side with her eyes closed, she's in such chicken ecstacy. She lays white eggs. Speckled Sussex are a beautiful bird too.
Okay:
1. Buff Orp: cuddly, good layers
2. Barred Rock: personality, pretty, good layers
3. Columbian Wyandotte or Light Brahma: beautiful, cuddly, good layers
4. Easter Egger or Marans: colored eggs
5. Australorp: beautiful dark eyes, good layers
6. Speckled Sussex: beautiful plumage, good layers
7. Rhode Island Red or Sex Link: excellent layers
8. Buttercup or Silver Campine: perky, beautiful, unique, good layers.