My compost pile is producing giant mutant worms....

Some are so big, it looks like a snake slithering out of the dirt. I've never seen worms this big in my life. They are fatter than my fingers and easily 8 - 10" long. I made the mistake of picking one up and it began to spray me with a liquid from multiple places along it's body... And when I say "spraying" I mean a strong stream of liquid like you spray from a spray bottle or kitchen sprayer. I immediately dropped it, repulsed.
I have so many worms in my garden that when you step on the soil, they rise out of the ground like zombies from the Night of the Living Dead.

It's actually quite creepy...