One time when I was a young boy my less than vigilant parents took me along to a friend of theirs house. Next to it was a field with cows AND(unknown to me) an electric fence. Not having seen a cow at this point in my life I ran down to see it up close AND grabbed (with both hands mind you) the fence. Well, imagine my surprise. Not sure how long I cried but it wasn’t long enough.
These are the same people, one of them anyway, that once dug up a huge batch of horseradish, ground it up and(knowing I had no clue at that age) tricked me into taking a big whiff, I mean a nose deep whiff. Well, imagine THAT surprise. I cried a lot then also, although I don’t think it was nearly enough either.