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What do guys do at sleepovers? No, really!

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we used to talk about girls, who was seeing who.. and wondering who had filched their dad's "adult" magazines and staring at them bragging about sneaking into the girls locker rooms all the while eating insane amounts of nacho's with hot sauce that is buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurning our behinds the next day.
 
I was married to a firefighter for a few years. Firefighters do sleepovers all the time, as they work 72 hour shifts, 3 days. A firehouse full of firefighters, even with women assigned there with them, is like a huge, recurring male sleepover.

And I know for a fact they often light their farts.

It is strongly suggested never to do this sans shorts or briefs, as .... well, the cloth provides some protection against singeing. 'Nuff said.
 
Okay, Here's one for you. I guess you could call it a sleep over. Every year at the end of September I attend a sleep over of sorts. Only in our case it lasts for 3-5 days depending on how soon we get camp set up and how much time we can get off from work. It's called the "He Man Women Haters, Cast and Blast, Hunting and Fishing Extravaganza." Just so you all know the name is taken from the the Little Rascals series from the late 1930's early 40's for those old enough to remember the black and white TV shows on Sunday afternoon when we were kids. None of us hate women. Most of us are happily married. A few are happily single and a couple are just bitterly divorced...
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Yes, we belch and fart, eat huge amounts of grilled meat and very little veggies. We tell tall tails mainly about hunting, fishing and anything that has a motor. We never talk bad about our wives. Maybe our ex-wives, but that is only to scare the young guys who are not married yet...
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, but never our current wives. We do spend most of our time hunting and fishing, then have a big cookout eating walleye, trout and grouse. We sit around the campfire at night (about20-30 of us) telling dirty jokes. We allow no drinking or drugs of any kind. Bad mix with weapons. Actually, 99% of us don't use any chemicals. We do have an initiation that I am sworn to secrecy about about the details. If I told I shutter to think of the consequences. As far as I know no one has every given up that secret in 20 years. We have a huge gun shoot in a gravel quarry with our newest and best weapons and home made cannons the last day. No shooting is allowed in camp. Most of us are in our 40's and 50's. We get a chance to act like kids again for a few days since most of us have pretty stressful jobs the rest of the year. I always come home in a better mood than when I left. Guess we will always be boys at heart no matter how old we get. It's a guy thing.
 
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What do girls say about guys at sleepovers
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"Guess who I saw today!"
"WHO?!"
"*Insert name of boy and a squeal*"
"NO WAY!!!"

Or

"Guess what *name of boy* said today."
"What?"
"*Insert something talking girl thought was cute* And he opened the door for me!"
"Awwwwwww!!"

That, or sometimes we bad-mouth the girls who look like walking Barbies and throw themselves at boys.
 
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Married men sleepovers or camp outs (like in CW reeanctments), they do tell similar stuff like you are saying. One rule they don't talk about (or two), are their present wives and their sex life. They can tease a bit but not giving details. Many of them would recall the event earlier in the day, what tactic they should use, or how they should flank one unit over the other, where the cavalry should arrive at a starting point and how fast they need to approach to the danger zone. No drinking allowed. Dirty jokes allowed as long the women are not present or in bed for the night. Being respectful to women and children in camp and your superior officers are strictly abided by. If you bad mouthed your wife or children, you would know in a FAST moment that it is not tolerated.
 
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What do girls say about guys at sleepovers
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"Guess who I saw today!"
"WHO?!"
"*Insert name of boy and a squeal*"
"NO WAY!!!"

Or

"Guess what *name of boy* said today."
"What?"
"*Insert something talking girl thought was cute* And he opened the door for me!"
"Awwwwwww!!"

That, or sometimes we bad-mouth the girls who look like walking Barbies and throw themselves at boys.

lol MORE QUESTIONS I AM BORED TO DEATH LITERALLY I AM DEAD RIGHT NOW THIS IS MY GHOST!!
 
Well, my DH just left yesterday morning for a 3 day "sleepover" with some of his buddies. Here's what I think (some of it I KNOW they'll do)

#1 fart I sent along homemade baked beans
#2 smoke cigars Nasty things
#3 drink beer
#4 tell stories
#5 fish

Not in any given order
 

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