What do you do when the neighbor's livestock become pests?

[The Lazy L]

I would have built a 4 X 4 X 8 moveable coop for the turkey. Kept it on my property. Fed and watered the turkey until it was fat. Then processed it and put it in the freezer.

I'd second that!

 

[aart]

It would have been kinder to kill the thing and eat it, but she probably didn't last long anyway.

Indeed.

 

[Flock Leader]

We'd eat the turkey, but we're Orthodox Jews and private kosher butchering is a hassle. You have to know how to do it; we don't, and don't know anybody who does.

 

[Leigti]

We'd eat the turkey, but we're Orthodox Jews and private kosher butchering is a hassle. You have to know how  to do it; we don't, and don't know anybody who does. 

I would give her to somebody else, and early Thanksgiving present.

 

[HnkyDnkyZZFarm]

*cough*cough*slingshot*cough*