What do you do with your dead (chickens, ducks, quail, etc...)

[BantyChooks]

A dead bird floating down river with flaming arrows being shot at it is Far Side comic worthy! Man, I WISH I could send my birds off like that!

Hey, not our fault that our aim stinks. Hmm, I could probably do that in the duck pool. They might get mad, though, if I melt any holes in the side.

 

[Misterpigeon124]

A dead bird floating down river with flaming arrows being shot at it is Far Side comic worthy! Man, I WISH I could send my birds off like that!

You'd better start practising archery!

 

[room onthebroom]

Hey, not our fault that our aim stinks. Hmm, I could probably do that in the duck pool. They might get mad, though, if I melt any holes in the side.

That might make the aim easier.

 

[room onthebroom]

You'd better start practising archery!

All 3 of my kids can shoot bow. I wonder if we'd get a littering fine if we did this at the beach.

 

[Conan]

Flaming arrow or bust. Where's your sense of style??

This is exactly what I would like to have happen to me. Maybe with some Norwegian black metal playing in the background.

 

[BantyChooks]

This is exactly what I would like to have happen to me. Maybe with some Norwegian black metal playing in the background.

So we're going away from the bathtub option? Or is this after the fact?

 

[Conan]

So we're going away from the bathtub option? Or is this after the fact?

The bathtub is for you, Banty, YOU.
I get the flaming arrow send off in the kiddie pool.

 

[room onthebroom]

So we're going away from the bathtub option? Or is this after the fact?

 

[BantyChooks]

The bathtub is for you, Banty, YOU.
I get the flaming arrow send off in the kiddie pool.

Oh, so I'm the one that has to wear a soggy nightgown, and you get the rad burning pyramid.

 

[Conan]

Oh, so I'm the one that has to wear a soggy nightgown, and you get the rad burning pyramid.

Yes. That's exactly how it goes down. You'll make a lovely floating corpse. I should burn. It's only fitting.