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Dear Evelyn,
No, you have not been a good girl this year. You started it, not Em. Although, Em
still doesn't deserve to get that "whatever".
A water balloon launcher??? Intresting.... *Plays with beard*
Yes, Evelyn, I have noticed. If I give you the balloon launcher, that will mean less to give you next year. Actually, coal is quite cheap these days.
Love,
Santa
Dear Santa,
I promise you I didn't fake that letter to Eenie. I promise you!
Love......
Ergh, no one.
Dear Santa,
Don't listen to either of them, especially eenie. It's always her fault or imp's, and sometimes Max's.
I'd like tons of Star Trek for Christmas, please, and pretty pretty please with brownies on top do
NOT give eenie a water balloon launcher, because if you do, that means two things. 1, that I'll be
soaked all summer, and 2, it will mean that I will blast you to bits with my stash of Smurf Essence
from when Gargamel was sucking essence out of Papa Smurf, and you shall meet your blue, red and white end.
Lovingly, and Pyromaniacally,
Erner