What I said as a little kid...

[TouchO'Lass]

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Bet you had those businessmen thinking on that one! I'd say that was very, um, insightful for a young-un!

We were ALWAYS required to excuse ourselves when we "fluffed" (farted!), so one day in church when I accidentally let a little one slip, I whispered, "'S'cuze me, Mommy, I fluffed." She just put her finger to her lips to shush me, but it was CHURCH, and I would NOT let my transgression go by unforgiven. Just as the singing stopped and everyone got quiet, I announced to all, "SCUZE ME MOMMY! I FLUFFED!"

I can still see the Sisters in the front pew trying not to laugh...

 

[Heathero617]

I dont know what if anything i said funny as a kid but recently my 4 year old told me something very funny.

We have a cow in a neigboring field, her name is Oreo, as she looks like an oreo cookie. Well we're driving along, my son says "mama, i saw a BOY Oreo cow!" and since my kids are major story tellers, I of course humored him "ohhh and how did you know it was a boy?" My Mother, who does not mince words I thought for sure would have him telling me because they have "dangly bits" >trying not to get any points here< but no...its not what he tells me...he tells me "well you lift the tail and .....YOU LOOK FOR THE WORDS!!!!!! it says BOY under there if it's a boy and GIRL under there if it's a girl!!!" As they say....from the mouths of babes! I still laugh when thinking about it.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

"Itch it ma-maw its scratching...."