What is this chicken thinking?

[Sandstorm495]

(Cat and chicken) We two look nothing alike.

 

[Beekissed]

Of course I love you, honey!! You know I do! But...our parents...what will they say about this? And...what about children?

 

[LittleBits]

Don't worry. It's not "chicken" pox!

 

[cathiesue]

Twin Sons of Different Mothers
~Dan Fogelburg ~

 

[Peaches Lee]

"I just asked for a light tease!"

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[Beekissed]

Yes, I admit it...I'm your father. But you have to understand that those were crazy times on the farm back then and free range was the in thing...everyone was doing it.

 

[Beekissed]

Emergency operator: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
Fred: "I've fallen and I-I-I... I can't get UP!!!"

 

[LittleBits]

Chicken:
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?
Everyone knows it's us chickens.
(And that is NOT debatable, so don't even try it, even though this part doesn't rhyme.)
Oh, don't YOU wish you could be
A beautiful chicken.... just like me?

Hey, isn't this mirror a little distorted or something?"

Cat:
"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?
Why, of course we know, it's us cats...
Those chickens, they look like rats.
Run and cluck all day long...
Then they sing that crazy egg song.
Us cats, we meow and purr and sound so pretty.
Those chickens dust in dirt and get all gritty.

Mirror, mirror, my image is true...
WAIT A MINUTE... IS THAT ME? I LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN? ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! "

 

[theoldchick]

zzzzzzz*snort* *gulp*....zzzzzzzz