What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

What's Dot thinking?

I've heard of "Chicken In The Basket"....so..why not "Kitty In The Basket" for a change ?

 

[chicken farmer]

What's my little bantam hen thinking???

 

[Suzie]

Eek...my clown Shoes are getting mucky in here....better that I raise my wings so as not to get them dirty too....just look at her laying there...how can she not have any pride in her looks????? Education...yes...education is what she needs....get up and clean yourself off...Bird will be so annoyed at you!

 

[Suzie]

What's my little bantam hen thinking???

Gimme some eggs....I will hatch them into cute chicks for you....magic is my name and I will make magic from eggs....trust me!

 

[TwoCrows]

What's my little bantam hen thinking???

This box is huge! I can see it now...BABIES as far as the eye can SEE!!

 

[chicken farmer]

She just started laying maybe 2 weeks ago and they are really tiny

 

[theoldchick]

What's my little bantam hen thinking???

Gotta rearrange the nest. Gotta rearrange the nest. Gotta......

 

[theoldchick]

Phew! Somebody needs a new bottle of deoderant.

 

[fishnet1971]

Elizabeth's filthy sister Victoria

 

[DuckRaiser]

Elizabeth's filthy sister Victoria

Okay, I KNOW I rolled in dog poo but is it as bad as dirt? Huh?