What is this chicken thinking?

[PrairieChickens]

What is Chicky Gaga thinking?

 

[Chickenfan4life]

What is Chicky Gaga thinking?

Aren't I just gorgeous?

 

[theoldchick]

What is Chicky Gaga thinking?

I paid $400.00 for this 'do'.

 

[chickenneighbor]

Baby, I was born this way!

 

[Chickenfan4life]

What is this chicken thinking?

 

[NovaAman]

What is Tina thinking?

Human says," See, it's right here, chickens are supposed to lay an egg everyday."
Tina replies, "And you are dumb enough to believe everything you read on the internet?"
Human says, "Absolutely. The internet never lies."
Tina replies, "Well apparently you are using the wrong internet engine."

What are these chickens thinking?

"I hear cat is a delicacy in some countries."
"Can you imagine the hair ball you'd get from it though?"
"But cats get hair balls all the time. All they do is hack them out."
"Yes, but you can't hack out the hairball."
"Oh, I know. I'd just shave him first, then use the fur to line my nest, then have him for dinner and a snack."
"But what if he doesn't taste good?"
"Well, we could just feed him to the coons in an attempt to keep the happy and away from us. Kinda like throwing a person in the volcano to keep Pele happy."
"Oh, that's a good idea! I'll help. I always wanted a fur line nest."

what's Isis thinking...

"EEEEYYYYEEEEEE! GET AWAY!"

What is Chicky Gaga thinking?

I think I will take a job as a feather duster.... ( I have a BL also, and every time I look at her I think how she looks like a feather duster. LOL)

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?





I'll give you two eggs if you let me out of here.

 

[PrairieChickens]

What might these chickens be thinking? (And yes, that rooster is in chicken jail because he likes to flog people for no apparent reason.)

 

[theoldchick]

What might these chickens be thinking? (And yes, that rooster is in chicken jail because he likes to flog people for no apparent reason.)

"I've been framed!" declares the rooster.

"Where do I pay bail?" asks the hen.

 

[Turkeytruff]

Oih you! Get your head outa my butt!