What is this chicken thinking?

[fishnet1971]

 

[Veer67]

You take one look at me and laugh, and I will turn you into a pair of chicken cutlets!

 

[Malibu99]

Disgusting. Who dare preen in the presence of the prince?

 

[Veer67]

How dare to defecate on me! Now I have to get a soapy lavender bath filled with scorching water by the " queen" again. Minerva (chicken in background), behead this insolence at once!

 

[bluedragonfire]

(To hen in the background): "Laugh. I. Dare. You."

 

[daniellecm]

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[daniellecm]

 

[daniellecm]

 

[DarleneE]

Help.. my head's stuck and I can't get it out!! HELP!!

 

[theoldchick]

Electric outlet? What's an electric outlet? I thought that thing on the wall was a beak sharpener.