What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

Geez...I've heard of body odor BUT exactly where have your hands been???? How dare you pick me up you foul smelling hand....argghhh...I feel sick!

 

[ALJhappychicken]

I'm the king/queen of the hill...ummm, I mean feeder."

 

[ALJhappychicken]

How many times do I need to tell you?! I don't like school pictures!

 

[ALJhappychicken]

Let us in! We can sense that it's going to rain soon! (We also want to use you TV. And sleep in your bed. And eat your food.)

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Alright, I'll ham is up for the camera, but I want some really good treats for my cooperation.

 

[lightchick]

 

[lightchick]

 

[theoldchick]

Ugh, this new egg is really a tight fit.

 

[DuckRaiser]

The two twins sleep together in the palm of a hand. One is a rooster and is much larger. The other hen hopes he never gets any bigger, he takes too much space.

 

[TwoCrows]

Ahem....Ok I am ready...."On this day, 2 years ago"...wait...my comb needs straightening!!...Ok..I am ready again....."On this day, 2 years ago, I was.." Wait!! Will somebody get those chicks out of the side lines!!!!!.......Ahem....Ok...One more time....."On this day, 2 years ago......" Oh great...! Now I forgot my lines!!! ARGH!!!!!