What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

I saw that poop fall!

 

[Sylviaanne]

If you don't hurry up and lay that egg, I'm going to have a panic attack!!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Put me on a beach ANYWHERE and I'll be the buffest rooster there!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Don't worry, she won't always be a chick. When she goes away to college, I'll just have to learn to walk again.

 

[Sylviaanne]

My Barred Rock was dustbathing. What was she thinking?

I'm thinking that if you move this cinder block and wall, I'd have more room for dust bathing!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

I'm not fat!! Can't you tell the difference between fluffy feathers and fatty feathers?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hey! HEY!! Everyone look!! I can see China!

 

[Sylviaanne]

This was a turken/silkie/frizzle mix. It did feather out very nice.

Come back!!! Where are you taking my feathers?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Now, while they aren't looking, I'm going to jump on this end of the board and if you get on the other side of it, you will fly over the fence. Go!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yes, we have really fancy digs but I like it best when my human is here with us.