What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Boy, do I hate these toy machines!
(Showing my age, I guess. I haven't seen an egg laying machine in a loooong time.)

 

[Sylviaanne]

And then when they pick you up and start talking baby talk to you, tilt your head to the side. They really think that is cute.

 

[Sylviaanne]

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Sir Cluckalot used to be too guarded to sand bathe in front of me, but apparently he has left those inhibitions behind.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Somebody come scratch my back! I have a terrible itch!

 

[Sylviaanne]

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Sir Cluckalot used to be too guarded to sand bathe in front of me, but apparently he has left those inhibitions behind.

Awk!!! Stop pulling my tail! Let me go!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Quiet! No talk of escape! They're listening!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yes, I can wiggle my neck and if I had fingers, I'd snap them at you!

 

[Sylviaanne]

How about these guys? Some of them are not my birds, but quite a few are..

Yes, my first cousin is the AFLAC duck.

 

[Sylviaanne]

If she doesn't scratch harder, I'm going to turn around and bite her!

 

[Sylviaanne]

You KNOW I'm going to win first prize don't you? You might as well go home.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Who put the bug in my water?