What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Ready.....aim.....FIRE!

 

[earlyredrooster]

 

[annaclaireirene]

 

[lightchick]

All right kids! Get all in line. It's time for your fathers inspection! Make sure you try and hide those flat beaks.....your father will think I carry those genes and he won't be happy.

 

[lightchick]

Brown chicken: I bet I'll get offered a job at the circus before you do! I can do the tightrope wayyyy better.
Grey chicken: No way! I'M the one that's better! REMEMBER. I can do the back flip and YOU CAN'T!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

 

[lightchick]

Don't you DARE turn on the water or your get my full wrath!

 

[theoldchick]

Did you brush your beak after eating?

 

[theoldchick]

Do I look like I need a bath?

 

[Gargoyle]

We are the guardians of the gate