What is this chicken thinking?

[Gargoyle]

(not a chicken, a doberman, but what's Lizzie thinking anyway?)

Chicken poop everywhere. Gotta be really careful, I don't want to step in any!

 

[ShinShien]

Chicken poop everywhere. Gotta be really careful, I don't want to step in any!

Actually, she keeps the yard free of chicken poop when she finds any.

 

[FourteenChicks]

(not a chicken, a doberman, but what's Lizzie thinking anyway?)

If I keep waltzing like this I'll be a pro in no time!

 

[3chickchicks]

Bill, a former Master Sargent in the Army Freedom Rangers, will now discuss gun safety with you.
Bill: "Thank you for the introduction, Mr. Disimbodied Voice. Okay chicks, the number one rule is to never put your talon on the trigger unless you intend to shoot..."

 

[chikkenfriend]

 

[lightchick]

 

[sunflour]

Ohhhh! This feels good!

 

[sunflour]

Ohhhh! This feels good!

Hey girls, don't we look like Marilyn Monroe?

 

[sunflour]

Hey boy, I say boy, I mean girl, come over here. Do you know how to load this gun?

 

[sunflour]

Just one more step and I'll be the winner!