What is this chicken thinking?

[dldolan]

Why are all the best spots taken by the time I get here?

 

[dldolan]

Last warning: Back away slowly and no one gets hurt...

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Let's see. So Emma is laying a sunny side up today and what's that Maya? Oh your eggs are scrambled. Sorry to hear that!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Last warning: Back away slowly and no one gets hurt...

Back off before I peck those eyes out of their sockets!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

 

[dldolan]

Oh, ho, laydee o da ley ho, laydee oh da lay ho lay! I just love to yodel in the morning!

 

[dldolan]

I'm not sure that is my best side...Is that my best side? Can I see, please???

 

[chiklee]

Fresh eggs for sale COME AND GET IT we have fresh eggs fore sale !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chiklee]

You are suppose to be laying eggs not painting .So put the paint brush down and get busy we are tired of picking up the slack.

 

[theoldchick]

Darling, be a dear and bring me a tall glass of ice tea.