What is this chicken thinking?

[familyfarm1]

The ghost chicken!!

 

[ovo vegetarian]

ECKKKKKKK stop filming us!!! we're eating!!!

 

[ovo vegetarian]

 

[sunflour]

Listen, did y'all hear that?

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on the left) Having a bad hair day??

 

[sunflour]

Don't peck, hold still….better get some treats for allowing you to pet me.

 

[sunflour]

Hey, Santa Chick is coming!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(Hen standing tall in the back) Listen!! I think I heard a grasshopper!!

 

[TwoCrows]

I am the only house chicken in this place, now BEAT IT!

 

[TwoCrows]

How did I get on THIS side of the fence anyway?!