What is this chicken thinking?

[threescompany]

Helppp! I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

[threescompany]

Last one there lays a rotten egg!

And the first one has to eat it!

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

Bring on the snow, I'm ready!

 

[theoldchick]

Why is everybody laughing at me? Do I have something on my beak? In my poof? Come on! Somebody tell me!

 

[TwoCrows]

What is this chicken thinking?

(singing to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn")
Rooster gonna crow and I don't care...Rooster gonna crow and I don't care...Rooster gonna crow and I don't care...the hens just got away!

 

[NickyKnack]

SPIDER? SPIDER! WHERE? On meeeeeee! GET IT OFFFFFF! RIIIIGGHHHTTT NOOOOWWW!!!! EEK! Its on my what? GET IT, GET IT! I REALLY hate those THINGS!

 

[NickyKnack]

What is this chicken thinking?

What feed? What meal worms? I didn't see any of that laying round here. Whats that you said? BREAD! I don't see any bread! Where is it. It was here, you say? Oh, no it wasn't, when I got here there was just feed and meal worms......oops!

 

[NickyKnack]

Oh, come on, give us a hug! Burp! WHAT? Have I been in the catnip again? Burppp! I PLEAD THE FIFTH! Cats can too....? Alright then! How about a cat's got my tongue! And I'm not telling you who ether!!!

Oh look at all the pretty lights just twinkling away. SO NICEEE...!

HICCUP!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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We got the eggnog and the Holiday Punch justttttttt right, now it's time to decorate the Christmas Tree, gee it looks really tall from here!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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What is this chicken thinking?

Everytime somebody pulls my tail, this happens.