What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[1kluckychik]

I love hide and seek. It gives me 100 seconds of me time!

 

[NickyKnack]

Please don't be electric! Please don't be electric! Please!

 

[1kluckychik]

A beauty like me, never reveals her secret!

 

[cathiesue]

Yes! The nutmeg to cinnamon ratio is perfect, you may proceed with the pie!

 

[Kelsie2290]

OK, I've sorted through and fluffed up his hay, that horse better keep his promise and spill some grain for me!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Why does everybody keep making chopping block jokes?