What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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Mouse enjoying a dustbath.. You know this hole is getting a little deep, I can hardly see out of it anymore. OK, time to shake some dirt back in the hole!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Twitch. Her second time broody this year.. (First hatch got too cold or were infertile.. it was JANUARY for crying out loud!!) Wait, whose eggs do you say I am sitting on? Can you teach chickens to swim?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Shadow was "Helping" my friend in the flowerbed. [/quote] What in the world are these humans planting? I think I am going to have to get them a copy of the book "Gardening For Chickens, Plants Your Chickens Will Love To Eat"!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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In his early years, Beauregard made his living as the demonstration rooster for the Chicken Whisperer.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is Soot thinking?

This time they are not sneaking off to the beach without me!

 

[NickyKnack]

Here we see the rooster version of the trust fall. Note the utmost comfortable nature of both participants. However, an anonymous source later confided that it was not planned. That a dog, had in fact chased the rooster up into the tree. The one he acidentlly fell out off. but fortunately for him, a human had been walking under it at the time and the rest is history!

 

[NickyKnack]

(the little hen watching is the roos mother)

(Mother hen to son)
"I told you not to jump off the fence post, but no you just had to prove how manly you are and did it in front of all the other hens too. You proved you could do nothing but a face plant in the dirt. That's what you did, I hope your proud of yourself! Because I knew it wouldn't work, I told you, it wouldn't. Didn't I? Chickens can't fly, I said. But NO! You never listen to your mama, do you?"

(Son to mother)
"MMnn unmh nmmunh! Mmm nhmnu!!"

 

[NickyKnack]

What about my new girl, Maybell, (one of only 2 turkens in a group of 10 delawares) what is she thinking?

The chicken hand puppet has gone unnoticed for a couple of days now. At first, the research team had their doubts. They had suspected that the bare wrist, was going to pose an issue. But ultimately it did not. This particular puppeteer is a master of his craft. Just note the smug expression upon the puppet chicks face. It clearly conveys that the 'yoke' is on the other chicks!

 

[NickyKnack]

What is Soot thinking?

I just don't understand it. Yes, I'm an EE and I lay green eggs. But what I don't understand, is how exactly they got to be this flat. I mean, yes I'll admit to putting on some egg weight. But not that much, really. Well, there is one thing for certain, I can only get one of these flat eggs under me. That other one over there, is just going to have to wait!

 

[theoldchick]

What is Soot thinking?

If I lay an egg on her shoe she may give me more mealworms.