What is this chicken thinking?

[Julie Birb]

Each of us is not like the other.

 

[Yowza Wowza]

Shouldn't there be water in here?! I was promised a pool!

 

[Casper101Popcor]

( hen)
Oh, Pierre, nice feathers you've got there. You've finished with your dust bath. I'm just gonna get some dirt off of your comb and wattles, because who likes dirt! Now stay still.

(Pierre)
Thank you Mrs. Feathers, you are a great stylist! Now I can go get some of those young chicks I've there. I'm gonna hit the jackpot!

 

[Casper101Popcor]

For some reason my Russian Orloff hens like to preen Pierre. Here he is doing some dust bathing and getting a preening at the same time.

(Hen) Oh, just wait what I have for you! More questions! Tell me where you put my chicks or else I will peck your eye out. ( Pierre) Sorry but I don't know. All I know is that I have to go over to those young chicks(get it, chics). Now can you please let me free?

 

[Casper101Popcor]

Shouldn't there be water in here?! I was promised a pool! 

Umm. I swear I'm gonna pass out. I see them with water! Were not ducks, were not ducks! Ahhhhh!

Oh, it's just our water to drink. Heh, false alarm everyone! False alarm! No water-down( lockdown, but with water).

 

[king tail]

i thought this was a pool!?!?

 

[nikolairapunzel]

 

[Casper101Popcor]

What are these chickens thinking!

And they're off! Small rooster is taking the lead! Buff is not far behind!

 

[king tail]

WHAT IS THIS ANIMAL!?!?!?! IS IT DANGEROUS?!?

 

[king tail]

What are these chickens thinking!

And they're off! Small rooster is taking the lead! Buff is not far behind!

( big roo )
I AM GOING TO GET YOU!
( little roo )
NO YOU AREN'T!