What is this chicken thinking?

[Yowza Wowza]

What are these chickens thinking!

And they're off! Small rooster is taking the lead! Buff is not far behind!

White Roo: What'd you say about my mama!!??!?

 

[Casper101Popcor]

(chicken)
Do not move. Do not move! I heard that if you don't move, they won't attack. My heart is pounding!
(Dog)
You know I'm not that dumb, I can here you. And I can barley walk, I just ate a whole plate of chicken. Relax, it's cool bro.
(Chicken)
A WHOLE PLATE OF CHICKEN?!!!!???

 

[Casper101Popcor]

White Roo: What'd you say about my mama!!??!?

( little roo)


I SAID," your mama got so many eggs she's fatter than you!"

(Big roo)

How DARE you!

 

[NickyKnack]

(First hen, closest to camera) Hey, can a muffin top, actually make your wings disappear? (Other hen) How would I know, it's not like I'm the fat one, you are! (First hen) And you must be Cleopatra! Because she was the queen of denial! Get it! Denial...the Nile! Nothing? Forget it.

 

[Akrnaf2]

quote name="kikiruru" url="/t/714104/what-is-this-chicken-thinking/33980#post_15285431"

I am a " staple" food!

 

[NickyKnack]

( Brown chick to light chick )
Hey, I just read in that newspaper over there, about global warming and the effects it's having on the environment. Apparently deforestation is causing droughts.

(Light chick to brown chick)
Well, the beach of pine shavings and lack of water now makes sense.

 

[NickyKnack]

What are these chickens thinking!

( White roo to small roo)
Yes! I saw an orange stripped cat and the humans called it Tiger. Trust me, I heard about what Tiger did to Stanley.

(Small roo to white roo)
I did too, but the stories made it sound like Tiger was a big cat. That cat didn't look all that big.

(White roo)
Then stop running, your stunted carcasses will buy me a few minutes.

(Small roo to white roo)
Eat my dust, Blondie! Where are you going to hide, you're a beacon light! After he's done with your big carcasses, he'll be too full for me.

 

[Diannastarr]

Quote: so who let you out all on your own..? peep up tiny guy i cant hear you : ) Posted by chicksurreal

 

[NickyKnack]

What is this chicken thinking

Oh, how lovely. There's nothing like a dog turd, just inches from your favorite greens. Mental note, poo ON Spike next chance I get. Sigh....well I'm not touching it, maybe I can pay the cat to bury it. At least then it'll be, out of sight, out of mind.

 

[Diannastarr]

Quote: