What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

I want some watermelon

 

[kikiruru]

We just love this 5 star resort ... It has the biggest dust pond ever

 

[sunflour]

Young roo says "Dad, I need some advice. The young hens don't respect me, just today they pecked my leg! So embarrassed. What am I doing wrong?"

Father Roo replies " I am so glad you finally decided to come to me for advice. You have great potential, just a couple of things you need to improve. First we'll need a comb with wattle prosthesis, everyone is wearing them, just be careful you don't let it fall off in front of the gals. Next you need to start tail lift exercises so you can hold that tail high when they are looking. Just try to hold your head high, strut around the yard and repeat to yourself, I am a great, gorgeous rooster and everyone loves me and the cuties will flock to you, my son."

 

[kikiruru]

Nessie's trying to lay an egg. What's she thinking?

No matter how old my chicks are they still are my babies

 

[Julie Birb]

NO I am not the slacker here Henrietta is She steals my eggs my nest my every thing and now I have to stand here with this sign to shame me when I get home I am going to break every egg she lays and she will be here tomorrow with a new sign that's says [COLOR=FF0000] my butt is to big for eggs I break them.[/COLOR]

Hilarious.

 

[Luna da Chick]

SO, Cute! I want her!

 

[Chicken Girl1]

What is this chicken thinking?






Is that a squirrel? SQUIRREL!

You like my balance trick, no?

 

[Chicken Girl1]

No name for this little easter egger yet. She was fascinated with the camera lens so I got a really good close up of her.

Is this thing working?

 

[N2nicole]

 

[Akrnaf2]

No name for this little easter egger yet. She was fascinated with the camera lens so I got a really good close up of her.

I'm so beautiful! Ha,look at my pink,delicate beak,my little nostril, my almond ayes,I am so beautiful, I think that my name should be Snow-White, and I need at least 7 dwarves to help me.....oh I'm so beautiful...