Henry's welcome home, from his short time in Hollywood, as a big time star. Was met with shame and disappointment. Because Elle, his long time sweet heart, walks away for good, after he confessed that his part in the move, "The pirates of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest" wasn't in fact the part of Captain Jack Sparrow. But that of Davie Jones.What are they thinking?
Just look at my eyes, son. I'm dead serious, I am telling you the truth! About a mounth ago, one morning I woke up and tried to crow, but nothing came out. I was horrified, embarrassed and felt like less of a rooster. Now I'm telling you this, because it runs in our family, son. No! WAIT! Now, hold on here. You just have to hear me out. One day, it WILL happen to you. But there is hope for our generation. Before when crowloss happened, you were Sunday dinner. But with modern advances, they now have CrowGain! It actually grows back your crow son! I'm living proof! It brings it back to a full bodied, belting out loud crow.
I'm too sexy for my comb!
When management started this, bringing your chicks to work day, I don't think they fully understood how awkward it would prove to be for the other hens. "OMG! Hello!!" I can't believe Betty let's them do what ever they want to do. This just proves they walk all over her. I've changed my mind, I'll never go broody again! Just as soon as I can get up.Nessie's trying to lay an egg. What's she thinking?
What is this chicken thinking?
I'm a Tennessee Walking Chicken!
