What is this chicken thinking?

[Debby27]

What is sunny thinking

"Was it something I said? Is my deodorant not working? Where did everyone go?"

 

[Kelsie2290]

Bother, would you look at that gray coming in again, I better make an appointment with my stylist, that's what I get for using that cheap home feather coloring kit.

 

[ShellyBear]

What are the sisters saying?

 

[ShellyBear]

Do you think the perch will snap I don't think I ate that much corn today.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Hello, I am Ceasar, the Tarp Guru, I can help you and your horse get over that irrational fear of blue tarps. Buy my complete instructional kit today, includes the must have booklet; Ten Easy Steps Be One With The Tarps, a complete set of Video Tapes detailing each step, a Carrot Stick just because, and your very own Dead Blue Tarp Trophy plaque you can hang in your stall when the class is complete.

 

[BittyBantamMom6]

What are the sisters saying?

First sister: "who ate all my mealworms!?!?!?" Second sister: "guys!!! She noticed!!! Just act natural and maybe she won't suspect us"

 

[ChicknsRock]

Quote:
If you call in the next ten minutes, I'll double your order for free! That's two booklets, two carrot sticks, and two plaques, all for the price of one kit. I'll even pay for your shipping! And if you're not 100% satisfied, you can get all of your money back and keep the instructional kits.

 

[N2nicole]

Why are horses afraid of tarps?

 

[N2nicole]

What's buster thinking?

 

[Debby27]

Why are horses afraid of tarps?

They don't like big flappy things in their faces......