What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Frank, if you sing Stairway To Heaven one more time, we're never going to let you on the top rung again.

 

[Kelsie2290]

So many fun pics! What's this guy thinking?

No, my mother did not have an affair with a moose, why do people keep asking that?

 

[Kelsie2290]

What about these two lovebirds?

Stop complaining George, I don't care if you are bored! You promised you were going to do this parenting class with me for this clutch, and co-brooding the eggs is part of the deal!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Almost there, just a little bit more out of focus, and I bet I can have people believing this must be a photo of Bigfoot!

 

[Kelsie2290]

That was some mighty fine watermelon wine and no, I don't remember how I came to be wearing the lampshade, what, it isn't a lampshade?

 

[Kelsie2290]

Next time I think I'll start with the mud mask and toenail polishing, this beak scrub is making me hungry!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Really mom? You're photo-bombing my selfie again?

 

[Kelsie2290]

I heard you the first time Mabel! Yes, touching the electric fence will make all your feathers stand on end, I can see it sure worked on you!

 

[Kelsie2290]

After a few failed attempts at Chicken Piping, the The Pied Piper of Hamelin took a second job in rodent control.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Frank, I know you're a rooster and all, but we have been wandering around in a circle for hours in these woods, would you please just stop and ask for directions!