What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Georgina, is that a game camera up there? No wonder we have been having such a hard time hiding our nests!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is Ktzizi thinking about?

I don't know why the dog likes chewing on these so much.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What they are thinking about?

OK, we have a deal, you'll get back your other shoe when we get back our last dozen eggs!

 

[Akrnaf2]

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What is this young Barred Rock cockerel is thinking?

I'm practicing for the ladies! Reach and stretch...reach and stretch..

Ja, Sir, General !! Die Parade bereit zu Ihrer Verfügung !! Yes, sir, General !! The parade ready at your disposal !!

 

[chicksurreal]

He's so ready to take over the flock. Now if that old guy would just take a hike!

 

[Mr Beaks]

Well, ladies, trouble in Paradise. We've been spotted!

 

[Mr Beaks]

He's so ready to take over the flock. Now if that old guy would just take a hike!

You're gonna have to go through Me to get to them. Unless, of course, you have meal worms!

 

[Mr Beaks]

That was some mighty fine watermelon wine and no, I don't remember how I came to be wearing the lampshade, what, it isn't a lampshade?

What a strange day! First, I heard them talking about wetting their whistle? Then, about an hour later everyone was laughing hysterically and next thing ya know...WHAM, I'm wearing a fruit!

 

[Mr Beaks]

Next time I think I'll start with the mud mask and toenail polishing, this beak scrub is making me hungry!

Oh dear...that wasn't a treat, was it?

 

[Mr Beaks]

Really mom? You're photo-bombing my selfie again?

Confirmation that blondes DO have more fun!