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Jack Tripper (red): And speaking of current events, did you read the *big* news in the paper this morning?
Chrissy (blond): The May Company is having a huge sale on pantyhose.
Jack Tripper: Excuse me, Chrissy, that's not exactly a current event.
Chrissy: It is so, it's going on right now.
Chrissy: You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars!
Janet Wood Dawson (black): Yeah!
Stanley Roper (cat): Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!