What is this chicken thinking?

[kikiruru]

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[kikiruru]

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[Debby27]

Babe: "Yeah Johnny I hear and see what you want me to do,...but...and no pun intended, could you PLEASE clean your bum off first, Babe don't do stinky!"




"I see your problem here.....There was human stuck in your grill....."

 

[Debby27]

What is "BraveHeart" thinking?

"hellooooooooooooo....my time-out ended 15mins ago!!!!!!!!! I'll be good...I PROMISE!!!!"

 

[Akrnaf2]

What is "BraveHeart" thinking?

"hellooooooooooooo....my time-out ended 15mins ago!!!!!!!!! I'll be good...I PROMISE!!!!"

Love of my life don't leave me You've taken my love you now desert me Love of my life can't you see Bring it back bring it back Don't take it away from me Because you don't know What it means to meeee!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are Bella and Matilda, BR pullets, thinking? What is Oz (Australorp hen) is thinking?

What are Bella and Matilda, BR pullets, thinking?: Oz! Would you quit singing that song!!!! A-tisket a-tasket Three pullets in a basket We wrote a letter to our rooster love And on the way I dropped it, or Bella dropped it, or Matilda dropped it, But on the way we dropped it. and A little chick he picked it up and put it in the nesting box.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are Cinnamon and Lola thinking?

Cinnamon, I warned you, with those big feet, that if you quacked one more time somebody was going to think you were a duck and throw you in the pool.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What are Cinnamon and Lola thinking?

Cinnamon, I told you when we signed up for a Spa Day, that saving money by buying the Duck version wasn't a good idea.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Why yes, I did steal these legs off of a rubber chicken.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Please tell me that it isn't true Gertrude! Sorry Clarence, but no wonder the pullets were all making fun of you, there you were, trying to act all macho and cool while running around with cling-ons in public!