What is this chicken thinking?

[threescompany]

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this poor chicken thinking?

Bother, this Herbal Body Wrap diet plan is tougher than it looked.

 

[theoldchick]

Call me a penguin again and you'll see what this beak was really made for.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Crop bras had to have been invented by a rooster. So dang hard to put on and so very uncomfortable. Someone should flog the rooster for inventing such a contraption.

 

[kikiruru]

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[kikiruru]

Crop bras had to have been invented by a rooster. So dang hard to put on and so very uncomfortable. Someone should flog the rooster for inventing such a contraption.

 

[Akrnaf2]

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Please tell me that it isn't true Gertrude! Sorry Clarence, but no wonder the pullets were all making fun of you, there you were, trying to act all macho and cool while running around with cling-ons in public!

Excuse me!!??

 

[Violetsfeathers]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/content/type/61/id/6990333/
I think there is a storm coming, the static in the air is making my feathers stand on end.