What is this chicken thinking?

[threescompany]

This little wild poult was taking a dust bath and didn't realize I was there until I coughed. What is she thinking?

Excuse me, a little privacy s'ilvous plait!

 

[threescompany]

Oh my, there goes my diet!

 

[Zoopilla]

What is Ruby thinking?

Cut what Red wire? Ummmmmm you do know I can't see colors.

 

[Zoopilla]

 

[21hens-incharge]

Seriously? This is where I was going to hide my egg today and you went and planted pretty posies in MY spot. Well I guess if you don't find my egg in time they wont smell so pretty will they?

 

[21hens-incharge]

I do question the validity of the "official chicken scale" you are using to check my weight. When was this thing calibrated last? AND just WHY are you checking my weight anyway???

 

[21hens-incharge]

Little chick in the middle.......
Mom...... Um we are ready to tell you the truth. It was not Jimmy that made a poo in farmers shoe. It was Alice. She said if we told on her that she would pull out our little tail feathers and laugh when we squeak about it.

Mama Hen......
Really? She said that did she? Well I guess I need to let Jimmy out from under my wing and go have a talk with Alice's mom about this. You three need to stay put right here while I am gone. WE will be having a talk when I get back about telling the truth.

 

[21hens-incharge]

What are these girls thinking?

We saw the whiz bang in the garage. Clementine looked it up on the internet for us. We know what it is for now and WE do not wish to be whiz banged EVER. We have placed ourselves back in the box we came from and would request you place postage on it. We would hitchhike a ride outta here but we have no thumbs.

 

[TheBeardie]

What is Tony thinking?

And this chick

And this duck

 

[theoldchick]

What are these girls thinking?

Our bed is getting smaller by the minute!