What is this chicken thinking?

First chicken: "How was I supposed to know it would turn our feathers pink? They said it was completely safe, all natural!"
Second Chicken: "That is because you took beauty advise from a flamingo! They are 'naturally' pink!"
First Chicken: "Yeah, I guess you're right. Do you think anyone saw us?"
Second Chicken: "Yep!"
First Chicken: "How do you know?"
Second Chicken: "There is a human pointing a camera at us... laughing!"
 
First chicken: "How was I supposed to know it would turn our feathers pink? They said it was completely safe, all natural!"
Second Chicken: "That is because you took beauty advise from a flamingo! They are 'naturally' pink!"
First Chicken: "Yeah, I guess you're right. Do you think anyone saw us?"
Second Chicken: "Yep!"
First Chicken: "How do you know?"
Second Chicken: "There is a human pointing a camera at us... laughing!"
Lol!
 
The new cockerel of the Red Wattle Gang has been introduced to the girls. Dapper Dan did not receive a warm welcome. What is he thinking?
"Going to the Big Coop? Gonna be king of the hens!" they said. "The ladies are gonna love ya!" they said. I'm never trusting what the humans say again.
 
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"Sniiifffff…ahh, I love the smell of chicken in the morning. Smells like…breakfast."
 

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